Antony Gormley

Antony Gormley’s statues impose

Seen on the beach in silent repose

Look out to sea and not far from me in Crosby

Antony Gormley’s men look a treat

Swinging their dicks right down to their feet

Scaring the children and intriguing the lonely the dog walkers

They go

Ooh wee that’s the most incredible penis we ever did see

Ooh wee that’s a fine old sausage but its not very sexy

Antony Gormley just can’t resist

Wrapping himself up in plaster of Paris

His helpers say it’s just another day at the office

Antony Gormley is molding the cast

Takes off his clothes off and he sits in the bath

The lazy the assistants know just how to wrap him up oh yes they do

They go

Ooh wee that’s the most existential penis we ever did see

Ooh wee that’s a fine old sausage but its not very sexy

Antony Gormley’s cock on display

Some of us wish he’d just put it away

But he says no I’ve got something to say to the people

People like you and people like me

People that like to walk by the sea

People in love and people who work in the city

They all sing

Ooh wee that’s the most amazing existential penis I ever did see

Ooh wee that’s a fine old sausage but its not very sexy

Not very sexy

Not very sexy

Not very sexy

Not at all



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