Kiss Me [I’m a Social Worker]

My secrets safe but not for long
So many ways it can all go wrong
You are a victim of what I’ve become
I didn’t mean anything it was just a bit of fun

The duty officers away on call
There’s a room we can use a way down the hall
Where I can give you each and everything
My expertise becomes your suffering

And we’re not supposed to get involved
With clients that we see
But we both know there’s more to this than tea and sympathy

So kiss me I’m a social worker
Kiss me and I’ll let you down
Like all the other good for nothing
Muppets in this town
So take a long hard look around..

Desperation is a dangerous game
I just kept my nose clean I did my own ironing
No one suspected and nobody found out
What I was up to what I was really all about

The badge I wore at interview was ugly and depraved
You might as well go to hell as dream of being saved

So kiss me I’m a social worker
Kiss me and I’ll let you down
Like all the other good for nothing
Muppets in this town
So take a long hard look around..

They turned on all the screws and kept me in the cells all night
But they never found a body
The local authority reinstated me now every things alright
Everything’s alright

So kiss me I’m a social worker
Kiss me and I’ll let you down
Like all the other good for nothing
Muppets in this town
So take a long hard look around..

I’m gong down…kiss me



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