Dirty Old Man

They’re pumping porn gas
Into your room
To help you feel relaxed
Get you in the mood
They’ll use a dab of Vaseline
When they nail the money shot
Tell you not to be afraid or ashamed of the talent that you’ve got

And you’re a naughty little girl
And he’s a dirty old man
Just close your eyes and think of England the money and the tan

First impressions mean everything
In this line of work
The actors only get to play themselves for all they’re worth
There is flesh and there is mean and there a small space in-between
He says lights camera action baby you were made for the silver screen

And you’re a naughty little girl
And I’m a dirty old man
Just close your eyes and think of England the money and the tan



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