Culture Vulture

Oh no not you again

 How did you get on
Where did you go wrong
Who do you think you are
How much can you take
Keep your foot on the brake
And leave your shoes by the door and your heart on the dancefloor…

Screw you Culture vulture

Time like a chimpanzee
Hangs from the balcony
Drops a Mahler symphony
And promises to set your mind free

Art is a tired old man
Science doesn’t have a plan
Radio a black hole
That recycles the same old hyper bowl

Screw you Culture Vulture

Embrace the unpopular song
Expect to get it all wrong
And wash the car soccer Mom there’s a little bit of me in where you’re from

Do your best to entertain
In spite of an unfortunate name
Like Sean write for luck
Many are called but few get up oh

Screw you Culture vulture

A drop in the ocean of life
A grain of sand a beach in the moonlight
Fake news heads in a spin
A bit like you a bit like him

Cart before the horse
Tried before the courts
Been and gone
The paintings going to sell but you can’t afford to buy one

Screw you Culture vulture

I’m in the jungle get me out of here
I have a morbid fear of creepy crawlies
I’m in the Trafford Centre get me out of here
I have this morbid fear get me out of here

Screw you Culture vulture

I’m at the pool get me out of here
I have this morbid fear of drowning
I’m in the theatre get me out of here
I have a morbid fear of Shakespeare

Get me out of here

Culture vulture

Oh no not you again



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