Antony Gormley
Antony Gormley’s statues impose
Seen on the beach in silent repose
Look out to sea and not far from me in Crosby
Antony Gormley’s men look a treat
Swinging their dicks right down to their feet
Scaring the children and intriguing the lonely the dog walkers
They go
Ooh wee that’s the most incredible penis we ever did see
Ooh wee that’s a fine old sausage but its not very sexy
Antony Gormley just can’t resist
Wrapping himself up in plaster of Paris
His helpers say it’s just another day at the office
Antony Gormley is molding the cast
Takes off his clothes off and he sits in the bath
The lazy the assistants know just how to wrap him up oh yes they do
They go
Ooh wee that’s the most existential penis we ever did see
Ooh wee that’s a fine old sausage but its not very sexy
Antony Gormley’s cock on display
Some of us wish he’d just put it away
But he says no I’ve got something to say to the people
People like you and people like me
People that like to walk by the sea
People in love and people who work in the city
They all sing
Ooh wee that’s the most amazing existential penis I ever did see
Ooh wee that’s a fine old sausage but its not very sexy
Not very sexy
Not very sexy
Not very sexy
Not at all